What the hell, Martha?!

August 28, 2009 at 9:29 pm (Uncategorized)

Oh Martha. You’ve done it again. Indelible Marker? REALLY? Filament Line? SERIOUSLY? Martha…can you please just DUMB IT DOWN for the rest of us please? I realize you’re a domestic GODDESS, but for the love of all things good and HOLY give us a friggin BREAK ALREADY!

I’m tired of “*THIS* is the way *I* like to do it.” or “*I* like to fold over the parchment paper to make a POUCH-LIKE container for the HOME MADE ROASTED PEANUTS.” FOR CHRIST’S SAKE MARTHA! The only people who watch your show are Stepford wives and fricken unemployed white trash!!!!! Enough with the Pseudo-Harvard brainiac embellishments already.

Let me dumb it down for you people…it’s God-damned FISHING LINE and PERMANENT MARKER! Jesus! Filament and Indelible. Gimme a break. I feel like I’m gonna have a stroke!

If you’re sick of of Martha – RAISE YOUR HAND! I thought so. I rest my case. Thank you, goodnight.

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